South Dakota to Criminals: "Wear a Condom, Practice Safe Rape"

If you are a woman living in South Dakota, you may want to buy stock in South African inventor Sonette Ehler's anti-rape female condom.

South Dakota to their women residents "keep your legs crossed, you shameless whores, you know you wanted it."

Ok, so South Dakota passed an abortion bill so stringent that even W disagrees with it. The law basically forbids any abortion from happening in the state even in cases of rape and incest.

I can see right through this shameless ploy to increase the population of your state. No one will willingly move there. So how else can you increase a population that struggles to sit at 750,000? Make certain that anything conceived in the state is born in the state.