I am buying stock in Reynolds

Tinfoil hats are all the rage at raptureready.com.


Fasten your tinfoil hats boys and girls, according to the Rapture Index on raptureready.com, we need to "fasten our seat belts" -- apparently the world is coming to an end.

I kind of look at Rapture.com as a warning from God that I need to max out my credit cards and have as much cheap meaningless sex as possible. They have to be accurate. They have and index!