Question: The Intelligent Designer is...

Michael Behe believes that the Hamburglar Could be "the Intelligent Designer."


Answer:
According to Lehigh University professor Michael Behe, it could be someone else other than God. Just read this fine piece of journalism and decide how hard you want to beat Michael Behe with the stupid stick he thinks you were struck with.

For what it's worth, I believe Charles was in Charge, making Scott Baio the Intelligent Designer in question.