Meet Kansas Board of Education Member John Bacon

The member of the Bacon family you don't know. John Bacon had nothing to do with the movie Tremors. But if he has his way, your town will be devoid of firewater and dancing just like in Kevin Bacon's Footloose.

You have to feel for Bacon. This condescending ass dumpling appeared on The Lou Dobbs Report yesterday and tried to promote the introduction of Intelligent Design into the classrooms as a way of "discussing controversy in the classroom" and carrying out the bidding of the people he represents. Dobbs tore tore him up like a box of Sudafed at a meth lab.

Here's a line or two from his official bio "John earned his Bachelor's degree in accounting from Mid- America Nazarene University in 1985 and is now self-employed as a certified public accountant. John is a member of the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants. He and his wife, Melanie, have been married for 19 years and have three children. masfosafisafahnsffdf, excuse me, I fell asleep while typing. It seems John left out the fact that he was voted "Most Likely to Be The Virgin Mary's Douche bag" in his high school yearbook.