Dinosaurs on The Ark

Dedicated to derailing the Christian Taliban before they finish rewriting all of history and turn the entire US into the set of Footloose.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

I am buying stock in Reynolds


Tinfoil hats are all the rage at raptureready.com.


Fasten your tinfoil hats boys and girls, according to the Rapture Index on raptureready.com, we need to "fasten our seat belts" -- apparently the world is coming to an end.

I kind of look at Rapture.com as a warning from God that I need to max out my credit cards and have as much cheap meaningless sex as possible. They have to be accurate. They have and index!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Question: The Intelligent Designer is...


Michael Behe believes that the Hamburglar Could be "the Intelligent Designer."


Answer:
According to Lehigh University professor Michael Behe, it could be someone else other than God. Just read this fine piece of journalism and decide how hard you want to beat Michael Behe with the stupid stick he thinks you were struck with.

For what it's worth, I believe Charles was in Charge, making Scott Baio the Intelligent Designer in question.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Design = Create



Taken from today's Washington Post.

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- References to creationism in drafts of a student biology book were replaced with the term "intelligent design" by the time it was published, a witness testified Wednesday in a landmark trial over a school board's decision to include the concept in its curriculum.

Drafts of the textbook, "Of Pandas and People," written in 1987 were revised after the Supreme Court ruled in June of that year that states could not require schools to balance evolution with creationism in the classroom, said Barbara Forrest, a philosophy professor at Southeastern Louisiana University.
Forrest reviewed drafts of the textbook as a witness for eight families who are trying to have the intelligent design concept removed from the Dover Area School District's biology curriculum.

The families contend that teaching intelligent design effectively promotes the Bible's view of creation, violating the separation of church and state.

Intelligent design holds that life on Earth is so complex that it must have been the product of some higher force. Opponents of the concept say intelligent design is simply creationism stripped of overt religious references.

Forrest outlined a chart of how many times the term "creation" was mentioned in the early drafts versus how many times the term "design" was mentioned in the published edition.

"They are virtually synonymous," she said.

Under the policy approved by Dover's school board in October 2004, students must hear a brief statement about intelligent design before classes on evolution. The statement says Charles Darwin's theory is "not a fact" and has inexplicable "gaps."

Forrest also said that intelligent-design proponents have freely acknowledged that their cause is a religious one. She cited a document from the Discovery Institute, a Seattle-based think tank that represents intelligent-design scholars, that says one of its goals is "to replace materialistic explanations with the theistic understanding that nature and human beings are created by God."

Under cross-examination by school board lawyer Richard Thompson, Forrest acknowledged that she had no evidence that board members who voted for the curriculum change had either seen or heard of the Discovery Institute document.

The trial began Sept. 26 and is expected to last as long as five weeks.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Words I Never Thought I Would Type: "Snaps for Warren Schmaus"

Photo of a guy named Warren.

I never thought I would type the words "let's give snaps to Warren Schmaus." Let's face it, there aren't too many guys left named Warren. The ones that are left may not be the boldest guys around. That's why I was surprised to find this article in the Minnesota Daily.

All those people that chose you last in gym class should be ashamed.