Governor Huckabee: How were kangaroos created?

This is an important question because it seems as if M. Huck, a Presidential candidate, doesn't believe in evolution. Instead he thinks that there were a few dogs on Noah's ark that liked to shop. All this shopping meant that they had to learn to walk with two legs so that their other two legs could hold their shopping bags. Eventually, the dogs determined that if they could grow a built in pocket, they would have more room to store things (like spare change, car keys, etc.) when they went to the mall. OK, this may not be exactly what he believes, but it might make more sense than what he really does believe.