Governor Huckabee: How were kangaroos created?

This is an important question because it seems as if M. Huck, a Presidential candidate, doesn't believe in evolution. Instead he thinks that there were a few dogs on Noah's ark that liked to shop. All this shopping meant that they had to learn to walk with two legs so that their other two legs could hold their shopping bags. Eventually, the dogs determined that if they could grow a built in pocket, they would have more room to store things (like spare change, car keys, etc.) when they went to the mall. OK, this may not be exactly what he believes, but it might make more sense than what he really does believe.

You have got to be kidding me

From Wonkette:
The Catholic Church has gotten tired of all the complaints about priests abusing children and of having to work so hard to keep priests from abusing little kids and to kick them out and stuff. So, the Archdiocese of New York is conducting a cartoon campaign to teach kids how to avoid being abused, because it’s easier to teach a child to fear a priest than to teach a priest to not fuck a child. More