The Leopard is Starting to Show Her Spots...

...Or is it that the demon is starting to show her horns? Holy crap! What the heck happened to Katherine Harris? From most accounts her run for the Senate in Florida is going down in flames and she has turned to the far right wing of the party for help. But that doesn't justify looking like a transvestite with cheap implants. Does it?

I wanted to start the post by saying "that's a man, baby." But I don't want to offend men with that comment. I am just waiting for the horns to pop out of her forehead. By looking at the guys on the right, I don't think they are looking at her horns... At least not those horns.

A True American Hero

According to a column on Gather.com, on Wednesday, March 1st, 2006, in Annapolis at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify.

At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?"

Raskin replied: "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."

The room erupted into applause.

South Dakota to Criminals: "Wear a Condom, Practice Safe Rape"

If you are a woman living in South Dakota, you may want to buy stock in South African inventor Sonette Ehler's anti-rape female condom.

South Dakota to their women residents "keep your legs crossed, you shameless whores, you know you wanted it."

Ok, so South Dakota passed an abortion bill so stringent that even W disagrees with it. The law basically forbids any abortion from happening in the state even in cases of rape and incest.

I can see right through this shameless ploy to increase the population of your state. No one will willingly move there. So how else can you increase a population that struggles to sit at 750,000? Make certain that anything conceived in the state is born in the state.