Person of the Week

This being our first week of existence, we have to give mad props to Mike Zovath, Vice President of Museum Operations at the Creation Museum located in, you can't make this stuff up, Kentucky.


You see, Mike and his team of "scientists" have set out to create a museum that will "proclaim to the world that the Bible is the supreme authority in all matters of faith and practice and in every area it touches on." This broad statement seems harmless enough, but when you start to dig into things a bit, Mike and his group of hacks believe that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark and that the ark actually sailed in what is now the Grand Canyon.

Unfortunately, while they are still working on it, Mike's team cannot yet explain:
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