Here's why dinosaurs aren't in the bible

Palin fed animals on the Ark!

Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago -- about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct -- the teacher said. More

Put your Palin flavored Kool-Aid down!

Every voter jumping on the Sarah Palin train like some crazed boy named Levi jumping on a girl named after a town in CT should be forced to watch this video and defend their position.

I wasn't alive to see Michelangelo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. I wasn't born yet when The Beatles toured. And I probably won't ever get out to see that Japanese dude eat all them hotdogs. But goddamn, seeing Jon Stewart at his absolute best running circles around cable news douchebags is almost as good.

I love it when a plan comes together

I need to get this enlarged for the bedroom

My new favorite cartoon

FAIL!

I thought religion was supposed to be inclusive. I get their problems with the sex perverts and the Mormons, but why do they hate the ankle biters? Aren't ankle biters kids or little kids? This is a pretty exclusive club. Where do I apply?